This just in from the Miami Herald. Fidel Castro, the man who has been the leader of Cuba since January 1, 1959, has died of natural causes. Initial reports out of Miami are saying that the island is in shock, especially since Glora Estefan has already entered into an agreement to buy the island nation. In Miami, very angry people are speechless. They don't know what to do since they have been wishing for this day for decades and have based their entire political beliefs on revenge.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS