We Doubt the World Really Needs a ‘Tortilla Baby Newborn Swaddle’

The following is an actual product. How do we know? It’s in flipping SkyMall.Baby

Then there is this:

Tortilla

Is this a real product? Let’s read the description from the SkyMall page:

This stand-out baby gift is the whole enchilada.
So cute you could just eat them up!

Soft to the touch and gentle against the skin, the Tortilla Baby swaddle blanket and matching knot hat are an ideal set for swaddling your baby to look just like a delicious burrito. Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric, the Tortilla Baby swaddle blanket is breathable to help reduce the risk of overheating, and the generous size makes swaddling easy. Your baby will look deliciously fashionable after following the 4-step “Burrito Roll” recipe, found on the packaging.

The blanket measures 40 inches round, the hat is sized for newborns (0-3 months). Serve with hot sauce or your favorite salsa and enjoy!

Proudly designed & Made in the USA.

So we kept checking and found the product on the Bon Vivant Baby site:

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Seriously.

The site also has these other products. Yeah, it does.

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Our friend at Mi blog es tu blog had even found instructions for it last year.

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