Ted Cruz’s New ‘Secure the Border’ Ad Is Just F-ing Strange

Jan 5, 2016
8:57 AM

This is the “message” Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz is now approving: images of people in suits crossing the border. Talk about strange. We are still attempting to figure out what Canada’s favorite son is trying to say with this ad. Anyway, here it is, in all its ridiculous glory:

We still don’t get it, although we really would love to talk to any of the actors who auditioned for this role.

Here’s the thing with Cruz: the dude keeps forgetting where he comes from.