We were trying to avoid any Cinco de Fallos this Cinco de Mayo because we feel like the topic has already been overused, but then Donald Trump happened.
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And he believes the love is mutual, even though the latest national online survey shows he is tanking with “the Hispanics.”
Hit it, Gollum.
By the way, this Facebook comment from trump’s page wins the Internet today:
And then of course, there is this response from Samantha Bee, which also wins the Internet:
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