President Obama’s Hispandering #CincoDeFallo Tequila Speech

May 5, 2015
7:49 PM

Looks like the White House officially doesn’t give a crap any more. Let’s just Hispander some more and mention tequila almost every minute? And yeah, add a little immigration too? Why not? Just bring it all out today.

You can read the transcript here. We won’t say much because @FruittiLoopz already broke it down for us:

Yeah. And if you are going to perpetuate the stereotype, at least pronounce “tequila” correctly?

Dear President Obama, go easy on the Hispandering. In fact, just stop it. And while we are at it, you too, Señor Bush. Although in fairness, he doesn’t mention TAQUILA.